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New Year SMS and Wishes..

My Wishes in 2011 God gives You.. 12 Month of Happiness, 52 Weeks of Fun, 365 Days Success, 8760 Hours Good Health, 52600 Minutes Good Luck, 3153600 Seconds of Joy..and that’s all! ” My wishes for you in year 2011 Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for march, No worries for April Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2011. 1. With all the roses and perfume 2. 2010’s Calender is...

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Husband and Wife Funny Sms.

Husband and Wife Funny Sms.

Husband wife mein larahi ho gayi Husband wife mein larahi ho gayi, Husband ghar se chala gaya , Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kya hai” Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana: Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee. Man:Kya karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha Why did u shoot ur wife ?   This is the...

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Wife came home with a goat.

Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?" Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!" Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

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Message of the year

Message of the year Women live a better, longer & peaceful life…!! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife..!!!

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wife hit her husband with frying pan

wife hit her husband with frying pan Husband: What was that for…? Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse. Wife: Sorry..! Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again Husband: What now..? Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

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Woh kaun thi

Woh kaun thi Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya, Wife- Koun Thi Wo? Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi

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Happy Sparkling New Year 2010

Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2010

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New year wish.(2010)

1 . ONE GLASS WATER, ONE GLASS BEER, OH MY DEAR, “HAPPY NEW YEAR” 2 . My wishes for you in year 2010 Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for march, No worries for April Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2010. 3 . Before the golden sun sets, 2009’s calender is destroyed, And mobile networks get jammed, I wish in 2010 every moment is...

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With all the Rose’s Perfume (New Year SMS 2010)

1 .With all the Rose’s Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children Smiles… I Wish U that your all dreams comes True.. *HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010* 2 . My Wishes in 2010 God gives You… 12 Month of Happiness, 52 Weeks of Fun, 365 Days Success, 8760 Hours Good Health, 52600 Minutes Good Luck, 3153600 Seconds of Joy…and that’s all!...

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Countless networks SMS

Duniya mai bahot se network hai. magar ek network aisa hai. jo sirf aur sirf aap ki wajah se chalta hai . . . . . . . CARTOON NETWORK. YAAR

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